僕の☆☆計画

ENG title: My ☆☆ Plan

“Won’t you drink with me?” asks
That girl over there, to this anxious me
I checked the net, and with a normal face,
Reservedly said OK

In the bouncy beat, my body trembles
Inside the private room, my order was
“I’ll have one straight!”

Now, drink! wow wow wow
My throat feels the best, so
Let’s chat! wow wow wow
My body’s burning up, now, now
Get drunk! wow wow wow
Her face is red
Let’s drink! wow wow wow
I wonder if I even care?

My chest is throbbing violently, compelling
From now on, I’ll monopolize that girl

To cool down a hot body,
Order some chasers, uh uh uh
Look closer, the contents of the jug
Are getting lesser…

Usually, cola and rice, I go munch munch munch!
Her smile is already
A grin!

Now, drink! wow wow wow
My head’s spinning, so
Let’s chat! wow wow wow
Is this a merry go round?
Get drunk! wow wow wow
There’s a lot of her face,
Let’s drink! wow wow wow
Aah, this is fun♪

My chest is throbbing violently, compelling
But I’m gradually getting drowsy
I’ve been struck down

Twenty minutes until the last train leaves,
She still hasn’t gotten back
Fifteen minutes until the last train leaves,
The answer to this is – could it be–!?

In the bouncy beat, my body trembles
Well, well, the last order
“I’ll have five straight!”

Now, drink! wow wow wow
I dunno anything anymore, so
Let’s chat! wow wow wow
After this, mufufu♪ …but
Get drunk! wow wow wow
She’s not here, huuuuuhh??
Let’s drink! wow wow wow
Is she washing her hands?

I’ve noticed it’s midnight, the last train is gone
I got a message from her:
“I’m in a taxi, on my way home,
I leave the drinks to you♪”

YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT—!?


  • Translator’s notes: original post dated 06/09/16! The kanji source is here~
  • Of all the things this could have been, I most definitely did not expect this to be a precautionary tale against drinking with strangers, oh god, Tosshi –
  • Re: the “orders” – I have no idea if ‘straight’ is the way to phrase it, but seems to me he’s ordering his liquor without ice or any of the other dilutive stuff that may go into alcohol? See, POV singer, this is why you got drunk…
  • “Monopolize” – the word was actually that he’d ‘hog’ her attention to himself. Must be the reason why he says that tale about cola and rice. Yanno what I didn’t get it either…(unless he’s talking about cola and rice wine?)
  • Again, thanks for reading this far, I hope you liked it!
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